WICKED WEDNESDAY ~ COFFIN HOP !!!

"DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT A COFFIN HOP? FRANKLY I PREFER MY NIFTY SARCOPHAGUS."

"DID YOU SAY COFFIN HOP? WHO IS HOPPING INTO MY COFFIN? PRAY, NOT VAN HELSING AGAIN! HA-HA-HA HE WILL NEVER FIND ALL OF MY COFFINS! NEVER!"

 "NO, SILLIES. THERE IS A COFFIN HOP. WE NEED TO GO NOW AND REGISTER. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! WEEEEEE!"

"I'LL PLAY MY MUSIC AND HAVE YOU SCREECH THAT WONDERFULLY HIGH PITCHED SCREAM OF YOURS..."

 "I DON'T NEED A COFFIN. IN FACT I DON'T EVEN NEED CLOTHES, HAHAAAAAHHHAHAHHA!"

"I'M A BIT PREOCCUPIED, RIGHT NOW. CAN SOMEONE GET THIS STUPID BAT OUT OF MY BELFRY?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T GO TO THE COFFIN HOP! YOU'LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! MEET NEW PEOPLE."

"COFFIN HOP GOOOOOD!"

COFFIN HOP GO HERE: http://www.coffinhop.blogspot.com/ TO REGISTER~TODAY!!!

"AAAAAGG! WILL SOMEONE GET THIS FRIGGING STAKE OUT OF MY CHEST SO THAT I CAN GET ON WITH THE COFFIN HOP? THERE'S A GOOD LOOKING BLOND I'VE BEEN EYEING SINCE LAST WEEK . . ."

"WAIT. IT DOESN'T START OFFICIALLY UNTIL THE 24th OF OCTOBER. BUT THERE'S NO REASON WE CAN'T ALL GET . . . ACQUAINTED. HUMMMM?"

The Crypt Is About To Open Up !!!

Hello to all my pretties. Yes! The crypt is about to open! What's inside? I really don't know. But October is MY month and so, anything goes and I hope to give you some scares, thrills and titillation, and also hope an announcement or two.

I've got a very real and frightening story coming up. It's about tornadoes and it comes from a co-worker who is going to NIU to become a meteorologist. Why is that so interesting, you may ask? Have you ever heard of storm chasers? Well, Justin is a member of a group of storm chasers and he got up close to a developing storm that became a tornado which took out a small Iowa town back in the spring. I'll let you read about it rather than go into detail about it.

Like many of you, I am a writer. I like to write from the gut. The world is full of horrifying things. Man-made as well as natural. Natural disasters are of course, hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, earth quakes, ice storms, snow storms--all which are in themselves terrifying to go through. I will be posting Justin's story tomorrow. It is called The Storm Chasers. It is in his words, and he has done a superb job I think in making it interesting and understandable in layman's terms. Pictures? Oh, my yes. The pictures alone will give you chills! I would not have been able to sit in a vehicle and have something like that be developing practically over my head. You'll see.

Justin's Storm Chasers story will be the introduction of my posts for the coming month of October. I hope to entertain as well as inform, and possibly frighten you, if I can. Remember that I said that the world is full of frightening things.

BEWARE: THE CRYPT IS ABOUT TO OPEN ! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!