She says "Welcome, and come in. I have something wonderful to GIVE you!"
You aren't quite sure if you should have anything to drink out of that vat of--ewww! What the
You hedge about having anything she gives you and explain you have to "drive"--yeah right like that always works! But you ask if there isn't anything else she might have to give you, instead.
She says, "Why yes. But you'll have to be clever and really work at it and you can have this book."
"What's the book?" you ask.
"Well, uh, sure. What do I have to do to get it?"
She laughs demonically. In fact you think she's a bit deranged, and you think about backing out of the door, but a guy has just creeped up behind you and scares the living
shit crap poop pee of you.
That's when you bolt out the door. You hear her and Mr. Goolie laughing and they chime together saying, "Come back on Monday, or you'll be sooooorrrrrryyyyyy!"